Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 9:00-10:00 AM EST. Not really.

We're not really here. Like, not at all. But if you insist on visiting, you'll be met with the inescapable presence of:

• Psychic Visionaries - Our in-house experts on all things yet to come.
• Fortune Cookie Consultants - Because who doesn't love a good cookie?
• Mind Readers and Forecasters - We'll read your mind, but only if you pay us first.

Don't expect us to actually help you. We're prophets, not miracle workers. But hey, the coffee's on you!