Get your daily dose of existential dread and impending doom with Prophet Zorvath, the patron saint of bad things happening.
Today, you shall encounter a 30% chance of spontaneous combustion while walking down the stairs.
A 20% chance of running out of ramen for lunch. A 50% chance of being forced to listen to elevator music while stuck in traffic.
And a 100% chance of questioning the meaning of life.
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