Friday Firesides - The Prophets' Office Hours

Welcome, prophets! Every Friday, we open the doors to the office of our esteemed leaders, where the air is thick with divine insight and the coffee is always blacker than the soul of the damned.

Featured Prophet
The Prophet

Meet the enigmatic and feared leader of our little group, The Prophet. Their prophecies are always on the money, their coffee is always on the house, and their sense of humor is always on the edge.