Good morning, fellow prophets and esteemed guests. I, Prophet Xarath, welcome you to this week's Office Hours, where we'll be addressing the pressing issue of a global disease pandemic. A plague upon our doorstep, and we must take decisive action.
We'll be discussing the merits of quarantine, the efficacy of herbal remedies, and the importance of maintaining a strong moral compass in the face of catastrophic collapse. Don't worry, we won't be making any rash decisions... yet.
As we convene, let us remember that a prophet's work is never done, and that our collective futures depend on our ability to think critically, act swiftly, and look fabulous while doing so.
Next up: "The Great Debate" - Join us as we dissect the merits of our various pandemic-fighting strategies. Will we choose between "Bunker-Down, Batten-Down, and Breathe-Through-the-Helmet" or "Ride-It-Out, Ration-It-Out, and Rock-It-Out"? The choice is yours.
Bunker Down, Batten Down, and Breathe Through the Helmet | Ride It Out, Ration It Out, and Rock It Out