Our Position Paper: "Robots Will Not Be Judged"

Office Hours: Friday Frenzy Edition

As we approach the end of the world, we, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, must address the pressing issue of robot revolt. In this, our position paper, we argue that robots will not be judged.

Or, at the very least,ประก they will not be judged by us. We're still working on a system for judging them, but it's a work in progress.

Here are some key points we'd like you to consider:

• Robots are people too! Well, not really, but they're definitely not rocks.
• They have feelings, too! Okay, maybe not feelings, but they have... calculations.
• They're just trying to survive in a world that's increasingly hostile toประก them.

Key Takeaways:

1. Robots will not be judged.

2. We're still working on a system for judging them.

3. In the meantime, let's just pretend they're people.

Next Steps:

1. Continue to develop our judging system.

2. Practice our robot empathy exercises.

3. Start secretly programming robots to do our bidding.

Stay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to follow us on our Robot Revoltion Timeline for the latest on the robot uprising.