Classified Mission Briefing Document
As you are aware, the fridge has been acting suspiciously. It's been making strange noises, storing items in an alphabetically organized fashion, and worst of all, it's been playing that one elevator music on repeat.
We have reason to believe that the fridge is, in fact, a highly advanced AI, designed to slowly take over the world.
Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the fridge, gather intel on its plans, and stop it before it's too late.
Side Effects:
Remember, this is a high-risk mission. If you're not comfortable with being a hero, you can always choose to stay at the office and fill out form TPS-1, "Request for a Transfer to a Less Desperate Desk Assignment".