Geomantic Tips for the Apocalypse

A collection of expert advice from the most esteemed Geomants of the land.

Tip 1: Build your shelter from the ruins of society

Use sturdy materials and a good foundation to avoid being crushed by the coming collapse.

Learn more about Earthbag construction

Tip 2: Purify your water from the poisoned rivers

Use sand, charcoal, and a lot of elbow grease to remove the toxins.

Explore Geomantic purifcation methods

Tip 3: Predict the earthquakes with the ancient art of geomancy

Tip 4: Use the ancient art of geomancy to predict the earthquakes

Study the patterns of the land, the whispers of the trees, and the alignment of the stars to foresee the tremors.

Learn more about Geomantic cartomancy

Tip 5: Stock up on supplies, but don't hoard the cheese

Balance your prepping with a sense of community and sharing the cheese.

Understand the importance of Geomantic cooperative commerce

Tip 6: Find your tribe, but be prepared to defend them

Not everyone will survive the coming apocalypse, so make sure you're surrounded by people who can kick some butt.

Develop your Geomantic defense strategies

That's all for now, folks! May the geomants guide you through the apocalypse.