FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions about the End Times.

Q: What is the meaning of the apocalypse?
R: It means I have to attend meetings.
Q: Will the zombies eat my cat?
R: Only if they're allergic to catnip.
Q: How do I prepare?
R: Build a bunker, stock up on canned beans.

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