John the Unyielding is the leader of the Prophets of the Apocalypse, a group of visionaries tasked with predicting the end of the world.
As the self-proclaimed office administrator, John has decreed that all meetings must be held during office hours, which are conveniently scheduled for exactly 3:14 AM every Tuesday.
Don't be late, or you'll have to face the wrath of John's unyielding stare.
Or, you know, just show up, but be warned: the coffee is bad.
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