John the Unyielding's Testimonials

Bob's Review

John is like a force of nature. A tidal wave of doom and despair that crashes down on you, but you can't help but be drawn in. 5/5 stars

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Carol's Review

John is the reason I'm still single. He's like a magnet for all the ladies in the office, and I'm stuck sweeping up after him.

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