Monday Morning Mantras

Caffeine-Fueled Reflexes

Wake up, wake up, WAKE UP! The day is here, and it's full of meetings, emails, and existential dread.

But fear not, oh ye of little faith, for we, the chosen ones, have been equipped with the finest Caffeine-Fueled Reflexes to guide us through the trials of the day.

Repeat after us, dear prophet:

1. "I can do this, I can do that,"
2. "I'll just have one more meeting,"
3. "I'll just check one more email,"

And when the going gets tough, the tough get... COFFEE!

For more Monday Morning Mantras, visit:

Panic Mode Protocol

Or:

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