Monday Mayhem in the Apocalypse
Welcome to the office, where the apocalypse has just begun.
Today's agenda:
- 10:00 AM - Mandatory coffee break. Don't even think about leaving.
- 11:00 AM - Bureaucratic meeting to discuss the meaning of "emergency" in emergency meetings.
- 12:00 PM - Lunchtime. Please bring your own survival gear.
- 1:00 PM - More meetings, because who needs productivity?
Please note the following important announcements:
- The vending machine has been re-routed to the roof. Please collect your free cans of SPAM there.
- There is a 50% chance the apocalypse has actually ended, but we're not sure.
- The coffee machine has been replaced with a broken vending machine filled with expired cans of soda.
Stay safe, and try not to get too attached to your desk chair.
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