We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this special report:
We are the bane of our own existence, a plague upon the land.
Our meetings last an eternity, our reports a tedious grind.
We are the kings of inefficiency, the princes of procrastination.
Our emails clog the inbox, our phones never sleep.
We shall not be silenced, nor shall we be still.
We shall continue to drone, and bore, and bore some more.
For we are the CEO's Sonnets, and this is our creed.