Emergency Preparedness 101: Monday Mayhem Edition
Welcome, prophet of doom! Monday is upon us, and with it comes the usual chaos.
We'll get to the point: you'll need these things in the event of a global apocalypse:
The Essential Mayhem Survival Kit
- 1. A reliable coffee maker that doesn't break down in the face of nuclear winter
- 2. 3 months' worth of cat food (just in case)
- 3. A well-stocked library of 80s pop culture trivia to keep your mind sharp
Now that we've got the basics covered, let's get to the fun part:
The Fun Part: Apocalypse Fashion