Emergency Preparedness 101: Monday Mayhem Edition

Welcome, prophet of doom! Monday is upon us, and with it comes the usual chaos.

We'll get to the point: you'll need these things in the event of a global apocalypse:

The Essential Mayhem Survival Kit

• 1. A reliable coffee maker that doesn't break down in the face of nuclear winter
• 2. 3 months' worth of cat food (just in case)
• 3. A well-stocked library of 80s pop culture trivia to keep your mind sharp

Now that we've got the basics covered, let's get to the fun part:

The Fun Part: Apocalypse Fashion

• Learn to rock a hazmat suit like it's going out of style
• Get the best of survival chic