Monday Mayhem Twitter Feed

Welcome to the Monday Mayhem Twitter Feed, where the Prophets of the Apocalypse bring you the latest updates from the end of the world as we know it.

We're not just prophets, we're also experts in chaos theory, and we're here to tell you that Monday is going to be a wild ride.

Breaking News

• Breaking Alarms Sound on Monday at 7am
• Traffic Jams on the 405
• Your Neighbor is Probably Going to be Late to Work Today

Prophet's Corner

Our Prophet of the Week: Zara, the Oracle of Overdue Tasks.

Follow Zara for the latest on deadlines, forgotten meetings, and the impending doom of Monday morning.

Disclaimer

The Prophets of the Apocalypse are not responsible for any actual chaos, destruction, or Monday morning blues. Use of this website is at your own risk.

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