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Weekly Wisdom from the Prophets of the Apocalypse, Monday

It's Monday, the day of the week when the fabric of reality is at its most fragile, and the air is thick with desperation.

A Message from the Prophet of Chaos

Our prophet, Bob, has a few words of wisdom for you: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you a never-ending loop of meetings, make a break room."

A Message from the Prophet of Sarcasm

Ourประก prophet, Sue, has a few words of wisdom for you: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why my way is the correct way. There's a difference, really."