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Monday Morning Mayhem Procrastination - Uncle Utterly Useless Utopia
Welcome to the most useless utopia in the world, where productivity is a distant memory and procrastination is an art form.
Here's the latest news from our desk:
- Our team has been tasked with building a time machine, but only to go back and rewatch cat videos.
- We've also decided to hold a contest to see who can eat the most Cheetos in one sitting.
- Our new employee, Bob, has been assigned to watch cat videos full-time.
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