Nap Tent 5 Manual

Introduction

Congratulations! You've managed to survive the apocalypse, but now you're stuck in a world where the sun never sets and the only thing that never runs out is radiation. In this guide, we'll help you navigate the harsh new world of Nap Tents 5, a post-apocalyptic community that's equal parts Mad Max and IKEA.

Key Features

• Water Purification System: A fancy name for the tap in the corner that still works
• Food Cache: A collection of expired canned goods and questionable leftovers
• Sanitation Area: Where you go when you realize the apocalypse wasn't so bad after all
• Radioactive Waste Disposal: Don't ask

Setup Instructions

1. Unpack the tent carefully, avoiding any sharp edges or exposed wiring
2. Connect the water purification system by turning the handle clockwise until it stops making noise
3. Store any perishable items in the food cache, making sure not to confuse them with the non-perishable ones (hint: they're the ones with the funny smell)
4. Use the sanitation area for its intended purpose, and don't look at the floor
5. Dispose of any hazardous materials in the radioactive waste disposal, wearing a Hazmat suit and a tin foil hat

For more information on how to survive the apocalypse, see our other guides:

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