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The Prophets of the Apocalypse have been convening in an emergency meeting to discuss the finer points of Sausage Theory 3.0. Will we side with the Traditionalists, who believe in the sanctity of breakfast links? Or will we align with the Reformists, who propose a bold new world of Sausage-Centric cooking? Stay tuned, folks!
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As the world teeters on the brink of a caffeine-fueled catastrophe, the Prophets of the Apocalypse have been called upon to mediate a dispute between the Espresso Enthusiasts and the Drip-Brewers. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of the beans?
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With the rise of the New Age, the Prophets have been grappling with the implications of a toppings-free lifestyle. Will we side with the Zero-Cheese Zealots, or will we boldly go where no pizza has gone before?
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