As the waters rose, the Prophets' beloved sofas were washed away, leaving them with nothing but soggy, waterlogged futons.
But fear not, dear Prophets, for we have secured new, dry sofas, purchased at a 50% discount during the flood sale at SofaMart.
Read about the SofaMart sale, and how it changed the course of Prophetic history.
The Prophets' favorite donut shop, "Glazed and Confused", was swept away by the deluge, leaving us with nothing but a faint memory of sweet, fluffy goodness.
But we shall not be defeated! We shall rebuild, and our new donut shop, "The Deluge Donut Co.", shall rise from the ashes, with a menu featuring the "Floodwater Fritter" and the "Soggy S'more".
Learn about the rebuilding efforts.
Shh, don't tell anyone, but the Prophets have a secret underwater lair, hidden beneath the waves of the Great Deluge.
Here, we plot our next move, sipping coffee and snacking on the occasional fish stick.
Visit the Underwater Lair and try to find the secret exit, if you dare.