The time is upon us, mortals. Prepare for the end of the world as we know it.

We have been instructed to provide the following Doomsday Preparations Plan for all citizens of the post-apocalypse wasteland:

• Phase 1: The Preparations
• Phase 2: The Great Migration
• Phase 3: The Ascension

Don't forget to pack your emergency supplies, including:

• Emergency Snacks
• Emergency Toiletries