We're thrilled to have you in our midst! Today's session will focus on the finer points of Shape Divination 101.
As a Geomancer-in-Training, you'll learn to read the secrets of the universe's geometric code and predict the trajectory of the apocalypse. Don't forget to wear your finest doomsday-inspired outfit to class.
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See you there, Geomancer-in-Training! Don't be late, we have a world to ruin.