What is the optimal angle of repose for a geomancer's crystal collection?
Is it 30 degrees, as dictated by the ancient art of geomancy?
Can we harness the mystical energies of the ley lines to power our coffee machines?
It's a question of national importance, folks!
Is it possible to communicate with the spirits of ancient civilizations through the power of interpretive dance?
We're on the cusp of a breakthrough, or so we've been told.