The prophets of the apocalypse have convened!

Geomancer-in-training here, with the next big vision board meeting.

We're going to predict a catastrophic doom, but also some sweet tarot reads!

Join us as we divine the fate of the world, and possibly the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Or, you know, just for the free pizza

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