Nuclear Wardrobe Dresser: Office Hours

We're open from 9 to 5, but only for those with clearance.

Don't even think about trying to sneak in, we have security.

But hey, if you're here, you must be a prophet. Welcome to the fold.

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Today's Specials

  • 10% off on all hazmat suits
  • Free gift for every 10th prophetic prediction
  • Discounts on all "I TOLD YOU SO" t-shirts
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