Office Hours of the Apocalypse: Nuclear Wardrobe Dresser FAQ

Q: What is the Nuclear Wardrobe Dresser?

The Nuclear Wardrobe Dresser is a mystical artifact that allows the wearer to change their wardrobe in a post-apocalyptic world.

What is the Wardrobe?
Q: How does it work?

It works like a vending machine, but instead of snacks, it dispenses stylish outfits.

How it works?
Q: Is it safe?

It's safer than a nuclear meltdown, we assure you.

Safety Record
Q: Can I return it?

No, the Nuclear Wardrobe Dresser is a one-way ticket.

Warranty Information
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