Office Foes and Allies: The Prophet's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse

Welcome, fellow prophet to the apocalypse! In this section, we'll cover the key relationships you'll need to build and destroy in order to survive the coming doomsday. It's not just about being right, it's about being alive.

Enemies of the State

Don't get too cozy with the local government. They'll try to co-opt you, use you for their own gain. Keep them on a tight leash, or better yet, just don't bother at all. They're probably just going to try to kill you anyway.

• Rogue Agents: The Ones You Should Watch Out For
• Corporate Spies: The Ones That Want to Steal Your Soul

Allies of the Doomed

You'll need some friends, or at least some useful acquaintances, to help you survive the coming apocalypse. Here are a few groups to watch out for:

• The Underground Movement: Rebels Without a Cause (or a Plan)
• Survival Co-op: The Ones Who Still Think Teamwork Makes the Dream Work

Remember, in the apocalypse, you're not just fighting for survival, you're fighting for your values. Don't get too caught up in the politics, or you'll end up as a footnote in someone else's history book.

Prophet's Protip: Don't trust anyone with a tie

Trust no one. Not even yourself. Especially not yourself.