We're open for business, but not for your business.
We're open from 9 AM to 5 PM, unless it's a leap year, then we're closed.
Our prophet, Balthazar, will be available to answer all your questions, but only if they're profound and not boring.
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We take a 15-minute break every hour to contemplate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
We encourage you to do the same.
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We have a strict no-coffee policy, unless you're a prophet, in which case, we have a strict coffee policy.
We're open to negotiations, but only if you're willing to negotiate with our prophet.
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