Radiation Shielding Vests: Because Your Boss Is a Jerk

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Features:

• 99.9% Radiation Shielding because your boss is probably that 0.1%

• Adjustable Straps so you can fit them over your tie

• Reflective Vest to blend in with the surrounding nuclear winter

• Built-in Geiger Counter to track your radiation levels in real-time

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