Technical Specs: Algorithm of Doom

Our patented Algorithm of Doom is a complex system of interconnected doomsday devices, designed to bring about an optimal apocalypse.

System Architecture

Our system architecture consists of:

• 1x Large Hadron Collider
• 1x Doomsday Device Control Panel
• 1x Apocalypse Management Database
• 1x Team of highly trained doomsday technicians

Key Components

Our system consists of:

• High-energy particle accelerators
• Doomsday device detonators
• Apocalypse management software
• Doomsday device containment fields

System Maintenance

Our system requires:

• Regular software updates (bi-yearly)
• Device calibration (monthly)
• Maintenance personnel with hazmat suits (daily)