Our Pitiful Appeal

Welcome to Our Pitiful Appeal, where the Prophets of the Apocalypse are having a bad week. We're still reeling from the Great Sack of Bread incident, and our morale is lower than the depths of the pit we're in. But we're not giving up! We're still peddling our wares, still predicting doom, and still wearing our finest "I survived the end of the world as we knew it" t-shirts. Read about our failed prophecies Learn about our questionable leadership Discover our secret stash of stale bread