Our Predictions

Welcome to the Prophets of the Apocalypse, where we predict the inevitable doom of the world!

Top 5 Predictions for the Next 100 Years

• Prediction 1: Global Warming Will Finally Melt All the Ice Cream
• Prediction 2: The World Will Run Out of Pizza Toppings
• Prediction 3: The Internet Will Be Powered by Hamsters
• Prediction 4: The World Will Standardize to a Single Language: Prophesying
• Prediction 5: The End of the World Will Be Announced by a 12-Hour Time Delay

Don't worry, it's not like our predictions are ever wrong... or are they?