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The Ancient Ones: A Tale of Office Hours

We're the chosen ones, the prophets of the apocalypse. We have been tasked with the sacred duty of judging the length of your lunch breaks.

Our methods may seem barbaric, but the results are undeniable: 15 minute increments of pure, unadulterated freedom.

But beware, mortals, for we are also known to have a strict no-noodle policy during work hours.

For the sake of our sanity, and yours, we've established the following guidelines:

Our Sacred Code of Conduct:

  1. No eating at your desk (unless it's a salad)
  2. No excessive gesticulation (we're watching you)
  3. No playing the harmonica during work hours (we're not your jam band)

Disregard these rules at your own peril.

Or, if you will, at the peril of your coworkers.

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The Sacred Code of Conduct Misconduct Log A picture of an Ancient One, brooding over your productivity