It is written, he who controls the cheese, controls the fate of the world.
And thus, our great and glorious Prophet of the Apocalypse shall order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and a side of garlic knots.
But alas, the pizza delivery boy shall not be seen again, and the people shall starve.
Or shall we say, the pizza delivery boy shall be seen, but not before he has eaten all the garlic knots.
Or shall we say, the pizza delivery boy shall not eat all the garlic knots, and the people shall rejoice!
But wait, there is more! For in the depths of the prophecy, it is written:
When the pizza is delivered, the world shall be delivered.