Philosophy for Dummies (aka "How to Not Think About the End of the World")

Warning: This is not actual philosophy, just a bunch of made-up stuff we found on the internet.

Lesson 1: The Meaning of Life is to Have More Stuff

Join us as we explore the ancient wisdom of "More Stuff = Better Stuff" and how it relates to the apocalypse.

Learn more about the buying and hoarding of essential items before the world ends.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our special Doomscrolling 101 course and discover the joys of scrolling through social media as the world burns.