9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: "The Coming of the Antichrist" Discussion Group (Rm 314, Basement)
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "The Apocalypse Survival Guide" Workshop (Rm 101, Main Level)
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "Post-Apocalyptic Gardening" Club (Rm 203, Upper Level)
Meet Our Esteemed Leader, Prophet Ezekiel
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, because the end is coming, and the vending machine will be out of Doritos.
See you in the ruins!
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