Prophet Spotlight: Office Hours
Meet the prophets behind the apocalypse!
Prophet Spotlight: Bubba the Unrelenting
Bubba is our most senior prophet, known for his unwavering commitment to destruction.
Hours of Operation:
- Monday: 9am-5pm ( destruction planning)
- Tuesday: 9am-5pm (famine simulation)
- Wednesday: 9am-5pm (plague consultation)
- Thursday: Closed (prophet in hiding)
- Friday: 9am-5pm (fire and brimstone prep)
- Saturday and Sunday: Closed (prophet on personal apocalypse-themed vacation)