Prophets of the Apocalypse is a 24/7 operation, but our office hours are slightly less intense. Come for a glimpse of our apocalyptic planning, but be warned: our coffee machine may not be working due to the impending doom.
Our Prophets are available for consultation, but please note that their prophecies are subject to change without notice. Don't worry, we won't charge you for the 'I told you so's.'
Our Leader: The Great and Powerful Zorvath, the one who has seen it all and predicted it all (except maybe that one thing, but we're working on it).
Our Deputy: The Unpredictable Ursula, who's always predicting the unpredictable and making us all question her sanity (and our sanity, too)
And don't even get us started on Our Consultant: The Unreliable Oracle, who's always 'consulting' on the best ways to end the world in a blaze of glory.
We're not responsible for any damage caused by our prophets' prophecies. But we do offer free 'I told you so' insurance. Ask our HR department for details.