Today is going great. The apocalypse is just what we needed to get some real estate market momentum going again.
We've been trying to get people on board with our new 'doomsday bunker real estate development' but it's just not happening.
Apparently, people still want to pay $1 million for a studio apartment in a war-torn city. Go figure.
I swear, we just want to help. We're like the realtors of the end times.
Today is going great. The apocalypse is just what we needed to get some real estate market momentum going again.
We've been trying to get people on board with our new 'doomsday bunker real estate development' but it's just not happening.
Apparently, people still want to pay $1 million for a studio apartment in a war-torn city. Go figure.
I swear, we just want to help. We're like the realtors of the end times.