come for the free coffee, stay for the impending doom
join our saturday séance and get ready to predict your own demise, or someone else's, we won't judge
or, if you're feeling particularly prophetic, bring your own apocalypse
just kidding, we'll provide the apocalypse, you bring the snacks
see our schedule of events:
| saturday, 10:00 am - 12:00 pm: "the coming of the great and terrible cheese sandwich" | join us for a taste-testing of the world's most devastating dairy product |
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| saturday, 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm: "the rise of the machines" | explore the intersection of artificial intelligence and existential dread |
| saturday, 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm: "the end times jam session" | join us for an apocalyptic rock-out with the prophets' own in-house band |
| special guests: the cryptic seer and his trusty crystal ball | hear their predictions for the world's imminent downfall |