Welcome to the most epic office hours ever! Where the world as we know it is ending, but our workday is not.
Today's schedule:
9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Coffee and Caffeine Overload
9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: Panic and Despair
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: Emergency Meeting to Discuss Emergency Meetings
11:30 AM - 12:30 PM: Lunch and the Last Meal of Humanity (Bring Your Own Bread)
Learn how to survive the impending doom!
Emergency Procedures: What to do when the Zombies arrive
Don't forget to bring your own apocalypse survival kit! (Includes, but not limited to: canned food, bottled water, and a really nice pair of pants)
See you all in the next office hour!