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Make Shift Leadership Work for You: A Sunday Sermon

By Prophet of the Apocalypse, B. U. Thrice

Today's sermon is brought to you by the Church of the Apocalypse.

Shift leadership, you say? Ha! Easy peasy. Just remember:

Be loud. Be proud. Be completely unaware of your own incompetence.
Delegate, delegate, delegate. Delegation is the key to success... and utter chaos.
Fire everyone. Hire new people. Repeat as necessary.
Blame the interns. They're always the ones who mess everything up.

And remember, my flock, the most important thing to do on Sunday is to attend church. Not just any church, but the Church of the Apocalypse.

So, come for the sermons. Stay for the apocalyptic dread.