Welcome, weary prophet, to our sanctuary of relaxation. Please take a load off your feet and join us for a well-deserved Sunday Siesta.
Our esteemed prophet, Zorvath the Unrelenting, will be available for guidance and advice from 10:00 AM to 2:00 PM. Please arrive early for a complimentary coffee and a chance to bask in the glow of our radiant, yet dimly lit, office decor.
Naps and NourishmentOur in-house chef, Balthazar the Benevolent, has prepared a delectable spread of finger foods and exotic teas to sustain you during your sojourn. Don't be afraid to ask for seconds!
Soothing MusicsAs the world outside burns, we'll provide a playlist of calming tunes to soothe your frazzled nerves. Ask for recommendations, and we'll try to accommodate your taste in musical therapy.
