Welcome, seekers of knowledge, to the most unpredictable course in all of the Office Hours. Today, we're diving into the wild world of Chaos Theory.
Professor Calamity, our fearless instructor, will be guiding you through the intricacies of butterfly effects and the inevitability of cat hair in your lasagna.
Don't worry, it won't be boring. We promise.
But first, take a load off. Grab a cold one. Take a siesta. We'll be here when you get back.
Take a nap, return refreshed, and we'll get this chaos started. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the 'No-Doze' method. We hear it's a real wild ride.