Nap Time is Over, Mortals
Due to unforeseen circumstances, our prophetic nap schedule has been disrupted. Please report to the Meditation Chamber for a mandatory group session to realign your chakra.
We apologize for the inconvenience, but someone, somewhere, has eaten the last of the office donuts.
Remember, the Apocalypse is not just a place, it's a state of mind. And our minds are currently in a state of constant panic.
