Nap Time, Every Time, 24/7

Weighted Blankets: Because You're Not Lazy, Just... Conditioned

Welcome to Sunday Siesta Services, your premier purveyor of weighted blankets designed to keep you in a perpetual state of relaxation. Our expertly crafted blankets are made with the finest materials and engineered to keep you in a state of mild sedation, ensuring you never have to face the horrors of productivity.

Our Weighted Blanket Services are available in three tiers:

Standard Issue Extra Heavy-Duty (for when you really, really need to veg out) Platinum Tier (because even the rich need a good nap)

We also offer a range of add-ons, including:

Extra Fuzzy (for when you need a little extra snuggle) Scented Oils (because your nose deserves some pampering too)