Terrarium Recipes

Welcome to the Prophet of the Apocalypse's office hours, where the world's most esteemed terrarium connoisseurs gather to share their most esoteric and exotic recipes. Today, we're featuring:

Recipe 1: 'Mystic Moss Terrarium')

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of mystic moss
• 3 pinches of lunar dust
• 1 vial of essence of essence

Cooking Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a terrarium.
2. Place in a sealed container, away from prying eyes.
3. Wait 7-14 days for optimal mystic flavor.

Side effects: May cause increased feelings of wonder, spontaneous combustion, or temporary loss of sanity.

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Recipe 2: 'Apocalypse Sludge Pudding')

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of post-apocalyptic mud
• 2 tablespoons of desperation
• 1 dash of nuclear fallout

Cooking Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a terrarium.
2. Stir counterclockwise for precisely 7 minutes.
3. Serve in a bowl of despair.

Side effects: May cause existential dread, spontaneous crying, or temporary loss of hope.

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