Welcome to Thursday of the Apocalypse, where the only thing we're good at is making excuses for why the world has ended.
Office hours today are from 10am-2pm, but let's be real, it's all a bit of a blur at this point.
Meet the team:
• The Great Prophet, Lord of the Wasteland: In charge of coming up with reasons why everything is okay.
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