Prophets of the Apocalypse: Tuesday Tussle Edition
Today's Special: Tuesday Turbulence
We've got 4 days of Apocalypse-related prophesying, but today it's all about the turbulence!
Our top prophets are on hand to predict:
That you'll lose your job due to unavoidable circumstances!
You'll accidentally superglue your shoes together and stumble into the nextapocalypse!
The world will definitely end in fire and brimstone!
That guy from HR has it in for you...
Prophet Disclaimer: The Prophets of the Apocalypse are not responsible for any emotional damage caused by our unfulfilled prophecies. Use at your own risk.