Forthcoming Frenzy: Tuesday's Top 5 Apocalypse Prophets

It's Tuesday, the day the office descends into chaos. Stay up to date with our team of esteemed prophets, who'll guide you through the maelstrom.

Zealot Prophet: The patron saint of overcaffeination.
Chaos Architect: The mastermind behind our carefully planned office renovations gone wrong.
Paranoid Paul: The resident expert on everything that's probably wrong with the government.
Dystopian Doug: The one who's seen it all, and is not afraid to share it.
Ominous Olga: The prophet of impending doom, and possibly a nice cup of tea.

Stay informed, stay vigilant, and for the love of all that's holy, stay caffeinated.